All The President’s Men

Or Just the Worst 3.

When future historians excavate the smoldering ruins of what was America BT (Before Trump), they’ll be stunned by our grotesque perversion of what was once a great democracy: how we elevated the most dangerously unqualified people to positions where they could inflict maximum devastation with unprecedented ruthlessness.

America hasn’t merely scaled the heights of lunacy — we’ve rocketed past them into a stratosphere of self-destructive madness previously thought unreachable. A billionaire who lives off government money now dictates “government efficiency.” A foreign policy novice with the diplomatic skills of a wrecking ball betrays allies while cynically invoking Christ. And a man whose scientific knowledge wouldn’t fill a thimble now controls the nation’s health. Behold America’s Three* Horsemen of Trump’s Apocalypse — galloping forth not simpl…