Ghislaine Gets an Upgrade and Trump Sends Out Nukes to Distract Us.

It Just Never Ends…

Ghislaine Maxwell, the predatory socialite who spent decades as Jeffrey Epstein's pimp-in-chief, has just pulled off what I call the El Chapo.

After a cozy two-day confessional with Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche—Trump's former criminal defense attorney turned loyal lackey AG—Maxwell has been spirited away from her concrete Florida hellhole to a minimum-security "prison camp."

The corruption is so naked it's pornographic.

Trump—who once slobbered that Epstein was "a terrific guy" who "likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side"—has now dispatched his former criminal defense attorney to conduct pillow talk with the woman who knows which billionaires liked their victims young and blonde.

Quid pro quo, much?

And what do you know? Right after their intimate nine-hour marathon session, Maxwell gets relocated to Club Fed, where her new cellmates include fallen Theranos blood-grifter Elizabeth Holmes and reality TV fraudster Jen Shah.

Nothing to see here,…