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The Powell House Press: This Week and Next

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Joshua Powell
Nov 15, 2025
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The circus came to town this week. Who am I kidding, its Congress and their back…

Fresh court documents revealed that the teenage girl Matt Gaetz allegedly paid for sex was a homeless high school junior working at McDonald’s, saving up for braces. Four hundred dollars at a house party in 2017. The House Ethics Committee found “substantial evidence” of statutory rape, prostitution, and illicit drug use—the kind of findings that would once have ended careers before the lunch buffet closed.

By January, Gaetz had a prime-time show on OAN.

You know—OAN. The network that makes Fox News look like PBS. The channel your uncle watches after Fox became “too woke.” Where journalistic standards are…

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