'I Really Don't Care, Do U?' Says Everyone Invited to Melania Documentary Premiere

“Melania” finally reveals what we've all wondered: What if a mannequin at Bergdorf's gained sentience and immediately married for money?

Okay. I need everybody to sit down because I have absolutely f*&king had it.

Last night, at the KENNEDY CENTER - named for a president who actually cared about this country - Melania Trump premiered h…