Musk’s Money Pit: Another One Of Our Baby Billionaire Busts

How Long Will Musk Last When Daddy Donald Sees Him As A Loser?

Self-proclaimed “free speech absolutist” (except when criticized) threw mountains of cash into the Wisconsin judicial race, apparently believing that judges, like Twitter, are something he can buy when the mood strikes.

Our favorite rocket man, fresh off revolutionizing Twitter into the 2020 equivalent of AOL, has apparently decided buying Daddy Donald a judge will keep him in the orange menace’s good graces — ergo more subsidies. Because when you’ve already bought a social media platform to post about Trump and given millions of dollars to the race-baiting pig what’s left but to curry favor through judicial meddling?

The Wisconsin Supreme Court race, traditionally about as exciting as watching cheese age, suddenly became flush with Musk money. One can only imagine the thought process: “what can I buy for Donny that will make him love me more?”

This is the same financial genius who bought Twitter for roughly the GDP of a small nation, promptly renamed it to a letter that looks like a mat…