THE FIELD GUIDE TO NORTH AMERICAN TRUMP VOTERS

A Guide to Identification in the Field. SECOND EDITION (First Edition Recalled After January 6)

INTRODUCTION

This guide is designed to help the observer identify the various species of Trumpus supporticus in their natural habitat. Like birding, identification of Trump voters requires patience and careful observation.

Unlike birds, Trump voters do not migrate seasonally—though they may threaten to move to Canada if elections don’t go their way, a threat never executed due to Canada’s immigration standards. They are, however, highly territorial and will defend their feeding grounds (Fox News, Truth Social, the comments section of any local news article) with considerable aggression.

HOW TO USE THIS GUIDE: Each species account includes: Scientific Name, Common Names, Field Marks, Voice, Range, Habitat, Behavior, Diet, Similar Species (for differentiation), and Conservation Status. Range maps have been omitted because these species can now be found everywhere.

FIELD ETHICS: When observing Trump voters in the wild, maintain a safe distance. Do not attempt to feed them facts, as this may …