The Loom is in the Room and She’s Going to Lower the Boom.

TRUMP’S FINEST FOLKS

The MAGA version of Wednesday Adams is pissed, and all of DC is wondering what the Big Orange (BO) is going to do.

Laura Loomer, the enfant terrible of Trump’s alternative universe, is pirouetting through the corridors of power like Carrie at the prom. Everyone’s watching, everyone’s nervous, and someone’s bound to end up drenched in blood.

She’s taken aim at RFK Jr., whose crush on Dr. Casey Means — his pick for surgeon general — has Loomer crying “witch!” Not metaphorically, mind you. In Loomer’s America, Salem is still taking applications.