Some days, scrolling through social media feels like watching a slow-motion car crash in a hall of mirrors—everything's distorted, nothing makes sense, and you can't look away.
Yesterday was one of those days.
I was lurking in one of my Public Health Groups—because apparently I enjoy digital masochism—when Gary Kreps, a college professor with the audacity to believe in actual science, posted this inflammatory bit of truth-telling:
"Dangerously, RFK Jr.'s new federal vaccine advisory panel just set national vaccine policy based on anti-vax conspiracy theory rather than strong research evidence! We must remove RFK Jr. now! CDC panel targets flu shot ingredient blasted by anti-vaccine activists"
Enter Daria, stage left, wielding her keyboard like a sword of righteous indignation.




