The Tail of Two Megs. Both Asses.

Both Markel (opps) Sussex and Kelly are shamless and out of touch - they are laughing all the way to the bank. How lies and audacity can make you rich.

Megyn. Meghan. Say them aloud and you’ll hear what I mean—they’re the same two syllables in different spelling costumes, rather like the ladies themselves. One takes a Y because aggression requires typography. The other sticks with A-N, which looks softer on paper but don’t let that fool you.

They’re identical twins who’ve never met, these two. Both will do absolutely anything for money and a spotlight, and I do mean anything. The spelling hardly matters once you catch the scent of their ambition—it’s that overpowering.

Kelly started as a corporate lawyer, which lasted until television paid better. Then she was an objective journalist, until Fox partisan paid better. Then a moderate voice of reason, until NBC offered $69 million. Then back to conservative firebrand when the podcast rage economy called. At Fox she spent years insisting Santa was white—which apparently required clarification—before positioning herself as the adult when Trump attacked her. Not because she’d changed, but be…