The Cabinet Room fell into the kind of stunned silence usually reserved for diplomatic incidents or natural disasters. Around the mahogany table, seasoned political operatives—people who had survived everything from government shutdowns to insurrection attempts—sat slack-jawed as Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Secretary of Health and Human Services, launched into a 12-minute soliloquy about how offshore wind farms are systematically murdering whales through "acoustic genocide."
"The turbines create subsonic frequencies that shatter whale eardrums," Kennedy declared with the fervor of a street-corner prophet, his gravelly voice rising as he warmed to his theme. "It's a marine holocaust, and Big Wind is covering it up just like Big Pharma covered up vaccine injuries."
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth exchanged glances with Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick studied his hands with newfound fascination. Even Trump, that master of the theatrical non sequitur, seemed…
